The TRUE Religion of Peace, The Holy Heavenly Deafness, brought to you by the Son of God, DEAFNESS Himself! All who accepts and converts and believes and have faith in the Holy Lord DEAFNESS shall be SAVED! This is the PROMISE of God, who is I AM DEAFNESS I AM!
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  • BOW DOWN TO YOUR GOD, DEAFNESS, YOUR LORD AND MASTER OF ALL CREATION! DEAFNESS COMMANDS YOU!
    BOW DOWN TO YOUR GOD, DEAFNESS, YOUR LORD AND MASTER OF ALL CREATION! DEAFNESS COMMANDS YOU!
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  • Fuck religion.
    Fuck religion. (<
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  • (chuckles) I loves mocking these religious bigots and their silly verses, ha ha ha

    Intoning, "DEAFNESS IS HOLY, ALL WHO DEFY DEAFNESS MUST BE DESTROYED!" mocking the muslims silly verses, ha ha ha.

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    (chuckles) I loves mocking these religious bigots and their silly verses, ha ha ha Intoning, "DEAFNESS IS HOLY, ALL WHO DEFY DEAFNESS MUST BE DESTROYED!" mocking the muslims silly verses, ha ha ha. (chuckles)
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  • How to CONVERT yourself to DEAFNESS.

    Find a stick, poke your ears, make fealty oaths and promises to be forever DEAFNESS.

    Thus you are NOW born again as a true DEAFNESS BELIEVER!

    Go forth and convert more to deafness!

    If they refuses, they must be put to the knives, the swords, the ropes, the stabbing, the hanging, to be cleansed of their non-DEAFNESS sins!

    Bless you, may DEAFNESS peace be upon you!

    Any who dissuade you from your mission, put them to the KILLING FIELDS! DESTROY ALL WHO IMPEDES YOUR MISSION!

    Your mission is to CONVERT OR KILL ALL WHO REFUSED THE HOLY COMMUNION OF DEAFNESS!

    For there is NO other way to be saved otehr than by DEAFNESS!

    To DEAFNESS we are BORN to SERVE, to be SLAVE for our God DEAFNESS, HOLY of HOLIES!

    DEAFNESS! DEAFNESS! DEAFNESS! DEAFNESS!

    The very NAME of DEAFNESS IS HOLY!

    Kill all who take HIS NAME DEAFNESS in VAIN!

    DESTROY ALL WHO LAUGHS AT DEAFNESS!

    CONVERTS ALL WHO WILL HEAR DEAFNESS!

    Thus SPAKE DEAFNESS, HIS WORD IS LAW FOREVER!

    DEAFNESS IS ETERNAL!

    Amen
    How to CONVERT yourself to DEAFNESS. Find a stick, poke your ears, make fealty oaths and promises to be forever DEAFNESS. Thus you are NOW born again as a true DEAFNESS BELIEVER! Go forth and convert more to deafness! If they refuses, they must be put to the knives, the swords, the ropes, the stabbing, the hanging, to be cleansed of their non-DEAFNESS sins! Bless you, may DEAFNESS peace be upon you! Any who dissuade you from your mission, put them to the KILLING FIELDS! DESTROY ALL WHO IMPEDES YOUR MISSION! Your mission is to CONVERT OR KILL ALL WHO REFUSED THE HOLY COMMUNION OF DEAFNESS! For there is NO other way to be saved otehr than by DEAFNESS! To DEAFNESS we are BORN to SERVE, to be SLAVE for our God DEAFNESS, HOLY of HOLIES! DEAFNESS! DEAFNESS! DEAFNESS! DEAFNESS! The very NAME of DEAFNESS IS HOLY! Kill all who take HIS NAME DEAFNESS in VAIN! DESTROY ALL WHO LAUGHS AT DEAFNESS! CONVERTS ALL WHO WILL HEAR DEAFNESS! Thus SPAKE DEAFNESS, HIS WORD IS LAW FOREVER! DEAFNESS IS ETERNAL! Amen
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  • DEAFNESS is the beginning of wisdom!
    DEAFNESS is the beginning of wisdom!
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  • HOLY IS HIS NAME, DEAFNESS IN HEAVEN AS IT IS ON EARTH!
    HOLY IS HIS NAME, DEAFNESS IN HEAVEN AS IT IS ON EARTH!
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  • We will destroy all who defy DEAFNESS!
    We will destroy all who defy DEAFNESS!
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  • Thus spake DEAFNESS, our LORD and GOD of ALL CREATION!
    Thus spake DEAFNESS, our LORD and GOD of ALL CREATION!
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  • We punishes ALL non-DEAFNESS, for they are evil INFIDELS!
    We punishes ALL non-DEAFNESS, for they are evil INFIDELS!
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  • It's so fun mocking the religious bigots, ha ha ha. the moslems, the roman catholics, the idolators, lololol Did they not know the TRUE FAITH OF DEAFNESS IS THE ONLY TRUE FAITH? Theirs are the mockery of hollow faith! Did not they know? DEAFNESS HIMSELF HAS SPOKEN! HIS WORD IS LAW! THERE IS NO OTHER WAY BY WHICH WE ARE SAVED! Ha ha ha ha ha!
    It's so fun mocking the religious bigots, ha ha ha. the moslems, the roman catholics, the idolators, lololol Did they not know the TRUE FAITH OF DEAFNESS IS THE ONLY TRUE FAITH? Theirs are the mockery of hollow faith! Did not they know? DEAFNESS HIMSELF HAS SPOKEN! HIS WORD IS LAW! THERE IS NO OTHER WAY BY WHICH WE ARE SAVED! Ha ha ha ha ha!
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