How to CONVERT yourself to DEAFNESS.

Find a stick, poke your ears, make fealty oaths and promises to be forever DEAFNESS.

Thus you are NOW born again as a true DEAFNESS BELIEVER!

Go forth and convert more to deafness!

If they refuses, they must be put to the knives, the swords, the ropes, the stabbing, the hanging, to be cleansed of their non-DEAFNESS sins!

Bless you, may DEAFNESS peace be upon you!

Any who dissuade you from your mission, put them to the KILLING FIELDS! DESTROY ALL WHO IMPEDES YOUR MISSION!

Your mission is to CONVERT OR KILL ALL WHO REFUSED THE HOLY COMMUNION OF DEAFNESS!

For there is NO other way to be saved otehr than by DEAFNESS!

To DEAFNESS we are BORN to SERVE, to be SLAVE for our God DEAFNESS, HOLY of HOLIES!

DEAFNESS! DEAFNESS! DEAFNESS! DEAFNESS!

The very NAME of DEAFNESS IS HOLY!

Kill all who take HIS NAME DEAFNESS in VAIN!

DESTROY ALL WHO LAUGHS AT DEAFNESS!

CONVERTS ALL WHO WILL HEAR DEAFNESS!

Thus SPAKE DEAFNESS, HIS WORD IS LAW FOREVER!

DEAFNESS IS ETERNAL!

Amen
How to CONVERT yourself to DEAFNESS. Find a stick, poke your ears, make fealty oaths and promises to be forever DEAFNESS. Thus you are NOW born again as a true DEAFNESS BELIEVER! Go forth and convert more to deafness! If they refuses, they must be put to the knives, the swords, the ropes, the stabbing, the hanging, to be cleansed of their non-DEAFNESS sins! Bless you, may DEAFNESS peace be upon you! Any who dissuade you from your mission, put them to the KILLING FIELDS! DESTROY ALL WHO IMPEDES YOUR MISSION! Your mission is to CONVERT OR KILL ALL WHO REFUSED THE HOLY COMMUNION OF DEAFNESS! For there is NO other way to be saved otehr than by DEAFNESS! To DEAFNESS we are BORN to SERVE, to be SLAVE for our God DEAFNESS, HOLY of HOLIES! DEAFNESS! DEAFNESS! DEAFNESS! DEAFNESS! The very NAME of DEAFNESS IS HOLY! Kill all who take HIS NAME DEAFNESS in VAIN! DESTROY ALL WHO LAUGHS AT DEAFNESS! CONVERTS ALL WHO WILL HEAR DEAFNESS! Thus SPAKE DEAFNESS, HIS WORD IS LAW FOREVER! DEAFNESS IS ETERNAL! Amen
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